Skip to content

Why This Should Be a Cat Blog

I had many good intentions to get some work done when I stumbled upon a blog purportedly written by a cat. Now, the internet has loads of things to offer, but I had never suspected that cat blogs (and presumably dog blogs, hamster blogs, tortoise blogs etc.) might have proliferated so much. Well, perhaps I should have been warned, given the success of a little book called I Can Has Cheezburger Now?

“Who reads these things?” I said, even as I continued to peruse it. An hour later, having bounced from one cat blog to another via pictures of cute animals, I had to admit defeat. The cat blog is a brilliant idea and if only I could get away with it, my life would be much easier. Now, I don’t currently have a cat, but I have had one in the past. Along with several dogs, rabbits, hamsters, fighting fish, tortoises and various birds. I don’t know what my parents were thinking, but I shall always be grateful for a childhood filled with animals (the only one they refused was an exotic black and white rodent known as a Japanese dancing mouse).

In any case, what I noticed was that:

  1. All cat blogs seem to have a similar persona. That is, an unreliable sort of feline who refers to humans as “servants” or “minions”.
  2. It is perfectly acceptable (even expected) for the cat blogger to make irrational demands for food, playthings, and the right to sit on your head.
  3. The cat blogger never has to worry about spelling or grammar, as any combination of letters will serve as long as it gets the point across. Thus, something like “no mor cat fud, fool!” is considered a reasonable reminder to go grocery shopping.
  4. Finally, the cat blogger delivers all communications as a rant.

Catpic

Put together, this was beginning to sound like a rather attractive package to me. For example, on days when I was frustrated from doing traffic duty at my kids’ school, I could post a picture of an angry cat saying “I iz running u over with my lawn mower, if u iz not staying on the crosswalk!!” If I didn’t feel like cooking dinner, then I could send my husband an email with a plaintive cat saying “Pleaz giv me sushi tonite.”

Broadening the horizons, I wonder if my agent will allow me to write cat books instead. Unfortunately, given the short feline attention span, they would probably be one line novels like this:

On existential angst (with bonus reading guide): “Mous iz my frend but I haz eaten him. Discuss.”

Clearly, there’s lots of potential here, but I think I may have give it a pass. Not least because it’s going to be hard to keep coming up with cat pictures if I don’t have one at home. And since our household has severe cat allergies, it doesn’t look like it will happen soon. However, please don’t be alarmed if you occasionally find posts written by “Yangsze Mew”.

Photo credit: Photo 1: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ginger%20cat Photo 2: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/cats/images/935656/title/funny-cat-pictures-photo

Wud u reed a cat blog? 

If you enjoyed this post, please share, follow my blog or follow me on Twitter 🙂

11 Comments Post a comment
  1. hahaha, this is too funny!!

    March 14, 2013
    • I’m glad you enjoyed it 😉 I got a lot of flak from my husband for writing this (“what? this isn’t about books or eating!!”) but I enjoyed writing it. And, uh, doing the research.

      March 26, 2013
  2. Yangsze Mew is too adorable. I have to say, I DO NOT AT ALL UNDERSTAND the whole cat meme thing. Why cats? (Sure, “why not cats?” is an equally valid question, I suppose). But like, not dogs? Not gerbils? Humans are so weird. xox

    March 14, 2013
    • Good question — I think the dog blog would be very sweet and loyal, with low personal hygiene. Gerbil blog — hmm, don’t know about that…

      March 26, 2013
  3. “Mous iz my frend but I haz eaten him. Discuss.”

    Hilarious! 😀

    March 15, 2013
    • So happy you enjoyed it. If only I could write my next book this way! 🙂

      March 26, 2013
  4. There’s a book ‘Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats’ by Bradley Trevor Greive and Rachael Hael that could help us to understand why such ‘cat blogs’ have a huge following. Servants of cats indeed!

    May 15, 2013
    • Yes, somehow there just don’t seem to be as many dog blogs!

      August 8, 2013
  5. Awesome article. I love the breakdown of the cat obsessed phenomena. Ever read ‘How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you?’

    August 7, 2013
    • Wait – aren’t they always plotting to kill you? 😉 Seriously, I’ve sometimes thought that if some shrink-ray made me tiny, I would have a far better chance of surviving if a dog found me vs. a cat…

      August 8, 2013

Trackbacks & Pingbacks

  1. Self Control is Good for You | Yangsze Choo

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: